I Normally Work Out Six

I Adore Anything Michael Alexis Writes.

How Come Foreign Accents Are So Sexy? If I Say, 'i'm Going To The Store,' It Sounds Boring, Benign And Rudimentary. But If It's Said With An Accent, It Sounds Fundamentally Cool.

I Don't Know How To Cook, But I Do Know How To Bake.

I Never Pile A Plate To The Point Where It Overflows. I'd Rather Have A Small Plate With Small Portions And Then Get Up For More If I'm Still Hungry.

I'd Like To Think, If I Was Ever In A Fight, I'd Win, Although I'd Probably Run In The Opposite Direction.