I Never Write A Play

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

You Get Attached To The Way You Write, And I'm Attached To Notebooks. That's Where I Really Write The Plays. Just Two Or Three Pages At A Time, Then I Transfer To The Typewriter And Rewrite While I Type.

There Are Two Million Interesting People In New York And Only Seventy-eight In Los Angeles.

Writers Feel Like A Middleman, Standing With Pen In Hand Over The Page. A Force Greater Than Me Stands Above Telling Me What To Write. That May Sound Romantic, But That's How It Feels.