I Never Would Start Writing

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

All God's Children Are Not Beautiful. Most Of God's Children Are, In Fact, Barely Presentable.

Original Thought Is Like Original Sin: Both Happened Before You Were Born To People You Could Not Have Possibly Met.

Until I Was About 7, I Thought Books Were Just There, Like Trees. When I Learned That People Actually Wrote Them, I Wanted To, Too, Because All Children Aspire To Inhuman Feats Like Flying. Most People Grow Up To Realize They Can't Fly. Writers Are People Who Don't Grow Up To Realize They Can't Be God.

To Me The Outdoors Is What You Must Pass Through In Order To Get From Your Apartment Into A Taxicab.