I Never Wear Pants In

I Couldn't Wait To Look At Someone Who Shared My Genes. I Thought My Baby Was Going To Provide A Decoder Key To My Past. But Then I Looked At Pippa And Realized, No, She's Actually The Key To My Future.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.

I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

When I Was 8, My Favorite Toy Was A Stapler. My Brother Was Afraid Of Me.

Having A Crying Baby Is Inspiration To Get The Job Done Quickly.