I Never Was Able To

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.

I Didn't Have A Childhood.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.