I Never Saw A Football

The Most Deceptive Course In Football Is Straight At The Goalposts.

The Height Of Human Desire Is What Wins, Whether It’s On Normandy Beach Or In Ohio Stadium.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

Jack Tatum Could Hit A Man So Hard That It Would Lift Both His Feet Off The Ground.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.