I Never Rode A Bull

No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even If You're Brad Pitt, The Slide Is Coming, Sure As Death And Taxes.

I Never Did Anything Else. In College I Switched Majors Every Two Weeks, And Acting Was The Only Thing That Held My Interest.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

People Are Always Backing Up When I'm Just Going To Shake Their Hands.

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.