I Never Really Considered Acting

I'm Not Really A Tourist Attraction Kind Of Guy.

You Don't Stay The Hottest Guy Forever Unless You're, Um, Dionysus.

When You See Something From Afar, You Develop A Fantasy. But When You See It Up Close, 9 Times Out Of 10, You Wish You Hadn't.

I Should Be Getting Photographs Of Me With My Arm Around These People Like Restaurant Owners Do, Because Eventually I Am Going To Have To Prove To My Kids That Once I Was An Actor!

Fame Was Initially This Kind Of Blunt Tool That Was Thrust Into My Hands Very Young.