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I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.
-George Carlin
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I Never Joined The Boy
George Carlin
I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.
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