I Never Felt So Much

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.