I Never Drank Anything Stronger

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.