I Never Cease Being Dumbfounded

If You Are Going To Do Something Wrong, At Least Enjoy It.

Humor Is The Affectionate Communication Of Insight.

Acting Is A Form Of Deception, And Actors Can Mesmerize Themselves Almost As Easily As An Audience.

If A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, Please Paint Me The Gettysburg Address.

Why Did God Give Me Two Ears And One Mouth? So That I Will Hear More And Talk Less.