I'm Very Much A Relationship

When Chuck Norris Stands In Front Of A Mirror It Shatters Because The Mirror Knows Never To Stand Between Chuck Norris And Chuck Norris.

The Beliebers Have Done Some Pretty Crazy Stuff. Last Week, The Night Before I Was Due To Do A Show In Germany, Four Girls Went Into A Dumpster So They Could Sneak Into The Building. They Climbed In And Hid. When The Guys Working On The Truck Started Getting The Garbage They Found Them Straight Away. It Was Crazy.

My Fans Are Sexy. Yes They Are. They Can't Help Themselves. It Is Just How They Do.

I'm Not Going For The Sixteenth Chapel.

I Don't Really Have An Allowance. When I Want To Get Something I Just Have To Ask My Mom.