I'm Too Awkward To Date,

I've Felt Depressed Many Times In My Life, So I Can Draw On Those Times In My Life When I Need To.

I Get Really Weird When I'm Not Working. I Have To Keep Working.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

Louis C. K. Is One Of My All Time Favorite Standup Comedians.

I Have A Way Of Dealing With Situations Where I Come Off Awkward, Or People Think I’m Purposely Trying To Make Things Uncomfortable. But Normally I’m Talking Really Slowly Or There’s A Lot Of Silence Because There’s Just Nothing Going On. I’m Just Totally Freaking Out, But From The Outside Perspective It Looks Like I’m In Control.