I'm Supposed To Have A

A Simple I Love You Means More Than Money.

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

To Me Religion Is A Deeply Personal Thing In Which Man And God Go It Alone Together, Without The Witch Doctor In The Middle. The Witch Doctor Tries To Convince Us That We Have To Ask God For Help, To Spell Out To Him What We Need, Even To Bribe Him With Prayer Or Cash On The Line.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

Cock Your Hat - Angles Are Attitudes.