A Simple I Love You

Rock 'n Roll Smells Phony And False. It Is Sung, Played And Written For The Most Part By Cretinous Goons And By Means Of Its Almost Imbecilic Reiteration And Sly, Lewd, In Plain Fact, Dirty Lyrics ... Manages To Be The Martial Music Of Every Side-burned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

It Was A Staggering Moment When I First Heard The News. Lennon Was A Most Talented Man And Above All, A Gentle Soul. John And His Colleagues Set A High Standard By Which Contemporary Music Continues To Be Measured.

You've Either Got Or You Haven't Got Style, And If You've Got It You Stand Out A Mile.

Throughout My Career, If I Have Done Anything, I Have Paid Attention To Every Note And Every Word I Sing - If I Respect The Song. If I Cannot Project This To A Listener, I Fail.

What's [the Beatles'] I Am The Walrus All About?