I’m Sorry I Can’t Do

I'm Not Good With Children," The God Confessed. "or People. Well, Any Organic Life Forms, Really.

Are You Suggesting That The Gods Have Trouble Acting Together, Young Lady?" Dionysus Asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D Nodded. "just Checking. You're Right, Of Course. Carry On.

I Am Never, Ever, Going To Make Things Easy For You, Seaweed Brain. Get Used To It.

I Hoped They Couldn't Run Very Fast With Those Stubby Little Legs And Flippers, But They Waddled Along Pretty Well.

Terminus Sniffed. “i Guard Borders. I Don’t Kill Giants. It’s Not In My Job Description.