Frank Zhang: Lumbering Klutz, Child

Seriously, Who Curses You With Their Dying Breath And Says, I Hope Your Eye Twitches!

But How Do We Even Get To The Land Of The Dead?” I Asked. “i Mean…without Dying.

We Wandered The Halls Of An Infinite Magic Nursing Home, Led By A Hippo Nurse With A Torch. Really, Just An Ordinary Night For The Kanes.

Even Strength Must Bow To Wisdom Sometimes.

Jeez, Hazel," Percy Said, "tell Your Horse To Watch His Language." Hazel Tried Not To Laugh. "what Did He Say?" "with The Cussing Removed? He Said He Can Get Us To The Top." Frank Looked Incredulous. "i Thought The Horse Couldn't Fly!" This Time Arion Whinnied So Angrily, Even Hazel Could Guess He Was Cursing. "dude," Percy Told The Horse, "i've Gotten Suspended For Saying Less Than That.