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I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

The 2012 Olympics Is Going To Cost £8 Billion Which Is A Lot Of Money. It'll Probably Bankrupt London. But You Can't Put A Price On Two Bronze Medals In Cycling.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.