I'm Not Perfect. But Clothes

If I Start Going Back To Church, I'd Have To Stop The Smoking And Drinking, And I Wouldn't Be Able To Curse Any More.

When I See Some Of The People Who Are Glorified In Magazines These Days - Who Are So Thin It's Bordering On Sickness - I Just Feel Exhausted.

I Used To Weigh Myself Every Day At A Certain Time Of Day. Then I Would Write Down The Number And Measure My Body Fat. It Wasn't A Healthy Way To Live.

I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.

I Have Bad Feet And I Have Weak Ankles.