I'm Not Here To Perform.

I'm Just A Kid From Bronx Who Got Lucky.

I Went To My Friend's House One Day, And He Had An Electric Guitar He Had Just Bought With A Tiny Little Amp. I Turned The Volume Up To 10 And I Hit One Chord, And I Said, I'm In Love.

I've Recorded 25 Or 30 Albums. I Know That Sometimes When You Work With Producers Who Are Kinda Dictators, It Doesn't Help You Make A Better Record.

I'm Not Here To Perform. I'm Here To Sign Autographs. You Have To Wait Till I Come Back With My Own Hand.

I Just Didn't Expect An Acoustic Version Of Rock'n'roll All Nite.