I'm Not Gonna Shoot Anyone

Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

I Go Home At The End Of The Day And I Rarely Talk About What I Did That Day. So My Wife's Experience Is Just Like That Of Anybody Else Whose Husband Goes Away To A Blue Collar Job And Comes Home Bruised And Dirty And Often Proud Of The Work That They're Doing.

Let's Get On Our Knees And Pray. I Don't Know To Whom. Is There A Patron Saint Of Ballistics Gel?

I'm Not Gonna Shoot Anyone With The Pellet Gun... Not Unless I Have To!

From Earliest Times, Humans - Explorers And Thinkers - Have Wanted To Figure Out The Shape Of Their World. Forever, The Way We've Done That Is Through Storytelling. It Is Difficult To Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story.