I'm Not For The Parties.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.