I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.