I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

I Still Come Out To Music That's In Spanish. There's No Denying Who I Am, But I've Just Made It To Where My Performance Is So Anybody Can Understand It - Whether You're 10 Years Old Or 80 Years Old.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

I Get A Lot Of Influence From Pro Wrestling. People Are Like, 'oh, It's Fake.' But It's Not About Whether The Guy Wins Or Loses, It's About How He Entertains You The Whole Time You're Watching.