I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.

I Just Know You Can Not Be On Top Forever. There's Always Going To Be The Next Guy, And If I'm Going To Go Down, I'd Like To Know I Helped The Next Guy Take My Spot. You Can't Prevent The Inevitable, But You Can Join The Ship.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.