I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because

I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.

I Think What Drove Me Insane For A Long Time Is Feeling Like I Hadn't Earned Most Of What I Achieved Because It Came So Fast.

There Have To Be More Important Things Going On In The World Than My Past.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Was Banging Seven-gram Rocks...because That's How I Roll. I Have One Speed. I Have One Gear. Go.