I'm Not A Sex Symbol.

I'm The Worst Person To Tell Anybody How To Date.

Because They've Either Conveniently Forgotten With Time Or They're Trying To Be Supportive, Most Mothers Won't Tell You How Hard Pregnancy (and Then Childbirth) Can Be. Let Me Tell You, It Is. It's Brutal Sometimes! But, If I Did It, Anyone Can Do It. I Mean, I Always Knew I Was Meant To Do Something Really Big In Life, And Now I Know That This Was It. Screw Winning An Academy Award Someday ... I Gave Birth

Let Me See If I Can Put This In Scientific Terms: Think Of Autism Like A Fart, And Vaccines Are The Finger You Pull To Make It Happen.

I Love Botox, I Absolutely Love It. I Get It Minimally So I Can Still Move My Face. But I Really Do Think It's A Savior.

Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.