I'm Not A Drunk Anymore,

If I Can Help A Kid Discover A Liking, Or Even A Passion For Music In Their Life, Then That’s A Wonderful Thing.

Major Third Complications Can Be Overcome By Lots Of Alcohol.

Before The Operation On My Left Hand I Wasn't Able To Stretch My Fingers Open All The Way. I've Never Had Very Big Hands, But I Could Do The Splits With Them. Eventually I Couldn't Any More. I Had A Twisted Tendon In My Little Finger That Prevented Me From Being Able To Stretch.

David Lee Roth Had The Idea That If You Covered A Successful Song, You Were Half Way Home. C'mon - Van Halen Doing 'dancing In The Streets'? It Was Stupid. I Started Feeling Like I Would Rather Bomb Playing My Own Songs Than Be Successful Playing Someone Else's Music.

Jimmy Page Is An Excellent Producer. Led Zeppelin I And Ii Are Classics. As A Player He's Very Good In The Studio, But I've Never Seen Him Play Well Live. He's Sloppy. He Plays Like He's Got A Broken Hand And He's Two Years Old. If You Put Out A Good Album And Play Like A Two Year Old, What's The Purpose?