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Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

The United States Is The Most Dishonest, Ungodly, Unspiritual Nation That Ever Existed In The History Of The Planet.

Laughter Is The Best Way To Release Tensions And Fears.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

You Know Why Madison Avenue Advertising Has Never Done Well In Harlem? We're The Only Ones Who Know What It Means To Be Brand X.