I'm Not A Big Drinking

For Me, Whatever Age Or Size I've Been, I Have Rather Liked Myself. The Shell Is Not The Thing At All.

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

It Was Fantastic To Work In Cornwall Partly Because My Family Live There So I Was Able To Do Lots Of Visiting And Eat Lots Of Cake. They Live All Over Cornwall And All Over Devon.