I'm More American Than Apple

I'm A Huge News Junkie. I Love What The News Does.

First, [in High School], I Smoked A Lot Of Pot...and That's How I Got To Know The People 'half In' The Society Of My High School And We Waved At Each Other Over The Bong. Then I Got To Know People By Making Jokes.

Never Throw Caution To The Wind. It Could Whip Back Into Your Eyes And Blind You.

There's A Buzz To Failing And Not Dying.

Who's Britannica To Tell Me That The Panama Canal Was Built In 1914? If I Want To Say That It Was Built In 1941, That's My Right As An American.