I'm Known For My Handwritten

Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers Once.

My Parents Tried To Keep Me Safe, But To Me The World Was Not A Safe Place.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I'm Known For My Handwritten Notes.

A Little Bit Of Pain Is Good For You. I Feel Alive. Everybody Needs Struggle. Once You Overcome An Obstacle, You Springboard Into The Future. Life Is Interesting And Short And It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, And If It Is, You're Probably Just In Denial And You're Existing Here Like A Zombie.