I'm Just Saying It's Not

In A World Like This One, Only The Random Makes Sense.

It Keeps Her Purity Vacum-sealed To Preserve Its Freshness For Her Future Husband.

Any Book That Can Help You Survive The Slings And Arrows Of Adolescence Is A Book To Love For Life; 'the Catcher In The Rye' Did Just That, And I Still Do Love It.

I'd Like To Thank Readers. Every Time You Open A Book, It Is A Strike Against Ignorance. Unless You're Reading Sarah Palin.

I've Had So Many Bikini Waxes, I Cry Every Time I See A Popsicle Stick.