I'm Happy To Tell You

You Wouldn't Know It, From Some Of The Things I've Said Over The Years, But I Like People. I Do. I Like People, But I Like Them In Short Bursts. I Don't Like People For Extended Periods Of Time. I'm All Right With Them For A Little While, But Once You Get Up Past Around... A Minute, Minute And A Half, I Gotta Get The Fuck Out Of There.

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

Pacifism Is A Nice Idea But It Can Get You Killed. We're Not There Yet. Evolution Is Slow, Small Pox Is Fast.

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.