I'm Happier In The Way

Fame For Me Is Like A Place, A Country I'm Taking A Tour Through.

I Always Take A Relationship To The Next Level. If That Works Out, I Take It To The Next Level After That, Until I Finally Reach That Level When It Becomes Absolutely Necessary For Me To Leave.

I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.