I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

What Kind Of Fbi Agent Are You?

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.