I'm Gonna Keep Singing And

When I Auditioned For 'bye Bye Birdie' On Broadway, Gower Champion Said, 'you've Got The Job!' I Said, 'mr. Champion, I Can't Dance.' He Said, 'we'll Teach You What You Need To Know.'

My Kids Are So Much Better Parent Than I Was.

Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll Start Tapping! At My Age They Say To Keep Moving.

You Know, I'm Almost Out Of The Habit Of Watching Episodic Television Now.

In My Seventies, I Exercised To Stay Ambulatory. In My Eighties, I Exercise To Avoid Assisted Living.