Put Me On Solid Ground

I Went From My Mother To My Wife. And To This Day, I Can't Bear To Be Alone.

[my Mother] Once Cooked A Ham And Later Found It In My Father's Shirt Drawer. I Am Not Kidding.

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

People Think I'm Talking Like I'm In Perfect Health, But I Have All The Infirmities For My Age. I Have Arthritis And All Those Things. But If You Keep Moving, That Won't Bother You.

'mary Poppins' Was One Of The Best Experiences Of My Life.