I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear

I Made A Deal With The Devil For A Whole Lot Of Money.

I'd Rather Die While I'm Living Then Live While I'm Dead.

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

Without Geography You're Nowhere.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.