Without Geography You're Nowhere.

It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not Quite Enough.

You Know Death Will Get You In The End, But If You Are Smart And Have A Sense Of Humor, You Can Thumb Your Nose At It For Awhile

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

Indecision May Or May Not Be My Problem.

There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left In Everyone Of Us.