I'm From Such An Old

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.