I'm Always Writing Songs, And

I Tried Heroin Just The Once. Even Then, I Didn't Realize I'd Taken It. I Was Just Handed Something, Smoked It, Then Found Out What It Was. It Didn't Do Anything For Me, Which Was Lucky Because I Wouldn't Have Fancied Heading Down That Road.

If I Were Dead, I Would Be The Last To Know.

I Did Cocaine For About A Year Around The Time Of Sgt Pepper. Coke And Maybe Some Grass To Balance It Out. I Was Never Completely Crazy With Cocaine. I'd Been Introduced To It And At First It Seemed Ok, Like Anything That's New And Stimulating. When You Start Working Your Way Through It, You Start Thinking: 'mmm, This Is Not So Cool An Idea,' Especially When You Start Getting Those Terrible Comedowns.

When You First Get Money, You Buy All These Things So No One Thinks You're Mean, And You Spread It Around. You Get A Chauffeur And You Find Yourself Thrown Around The Back Of This Car And You Think, I Was Happier When I Had My Own Little Car! I Could Drive Myself!

When I See Bacon, I See A Pig, I See A Little Friend, And That's Why I Can't Eat It. Simple As That.