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Most Tv Shows Don't Reward You For Paying Attention.

When Will People Learn? Democracy Doesn't Work!" (homer Simpson)

Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

You Just Have To Keep In Mind That The Important Relationship Is The Relationship With The Audience. That's What I Try To Do. Everything Else Is Secondary.

Love Is A Perky Elf Dancing A Merry Little Jig And Then Suddenly He Turns On You With A Miniature Machine Gun.