I'm A One-nation Tory.

It Just Happens I Write Fast And Always Have Done.

I'd Like Thousands Of Schools As Good As The One I Went To, Eton.

When Cameron's Conservatives Come To Power It Will Be A Golden Age For Cyclists And An Elysium Of Cycle Lanes, Bike Racks, And Sharia Law For Bike Thieves. And I Hope That Cycling In London Will Become Almost Chinese In Its Ubiquity.

Our Friends In America Will Be At The Front Of The Queue For Trade Deals.

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.