I'm A Nice Guy, You

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

It's Just Human Nature - Isn't It? - To Be More Attracted To Something That's Taboo. If Someone Tells You Not To Smoke, You Wanna Smoke. If They Say, 'don't Do Drugs,' You Wanna Do Drugs. That's Why I've Always Thought That The Best Way To Stop People Taking Drugs Is To Legalise The Fucking Things. It Would Take People About Five Seconds To Realise That Being An Addict Is A Terribly Unattractive And Pathetic Way To Be, Whereas At The Moment It Still Has That Kind Of Rebel Cool Vibe To It, Y'know?

Thank God For The Bomb. Nuke Ya, Nuke Ya.

I Keep Hearing This [expletive] Thing That Guns Don't Kill People, But People Kill People. If That's The Case, Why Do We Give People Guns When They Go To War? Why Not Just Send The People?

We Were Very Pleased To Have The Opportunity To Come To Israel And Visit The Holy Sites In The Old City.