I'm A Dyslexic Person, So

Some People Are Widely Read. I'm Thinly Read.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.