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Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.
-Eddie Izzard
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Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks
Eddie Izzard
Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.
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