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Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.