I'm A Doofus From The

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.