I'm A Communist By Day

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.